Tweezer’s entrance dancing at the Conservative party conference set me thinking about alternative tracks, which would be far more appropriate to the revolting spectacle. I was able to come up with quite a few. Here they are:
The Sex Pistols: Pretty Vacant.
Iggy Pop: The Idiot
Alice Cooper: Hey, Stoopid!
Poison.
Rubber City Rebels: I pierced My Brain.
Talking Heads: Psycho Killer.
For what she’s been doing to the people of this country.
The Dead Kennedys: Kill the Poor
PIL: Order of Death.
As a comment on what she was doing when she decided to spoil that Abba hit for much of the country:
The Sex Pistols again, The Great Rock and Roll Swindle.
Band Names that Are a Suitable Comment in Themselves
Primal Scream
Pop Will Eat Itself.
Venom
The Tory Audience
David Bowie: Scary Monsters
Everybody Else’s Reaction
Iron Maiden: Run to the Hills.
Twisted Sister: We’re Not Going to Take It.
I’m sure the great people of this blog have a few ideas of their own about what would make a better track for Tweezer’s dad-dancing. Let me know in the comments below!
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