Theresa May’s Tory Dancing: Alternative Songs

Tweezer’s entrance dancing at the Conservative party conference set me thinking about alternative tracks, which would be far more appropriate to the revolting spectacle. I was able to come up with quite a few. Here they are:

The Sex Pistols: Pretty Vacant.
Iggy Pop: The Idiot
Alice Cooper: Hey, Stoopid!
Rubber City Rebels: I pierced My Brain.
Talking Heads: Psycho Killer.

For what she’s been doing to the people of this country.

The Dead Kennedys: Kill the Poor
PIL: Order of Death.

As a comment on what she was doing when she decided to spoil that Abba hit for much of the country:

The Sex Pistols again, The Great Rock and Roll Swindle.

Band Names that Are a Suitable Comment in Themselves

Primal Scream
Pop Will Eat Itself.

The Tory Audience

David Bowie: Scary Monsters

Everybody Else’s Reaction

Iron Maiden: Run to the Hills.
Twisted Sister: We’re Not Going to Take It.

I’m sure the great people of this blog have a few ideas of their own about what would make a better track for Tweezer’s dad-dancing. Let me know in the comments below!

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3 Responses to “Theresa May’s Tory Dancing: Alternative Songs”

  1. Theresa May’s Tory Dancing: Alternative Songs — Beastrabban’s Weblog | sdbast Says:

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  2. Bring It On Says:

    It is naive to think the fake representative democracy, a very real Plutocractic neoliberal dictatorship, is going to be defeated without bloodshed.

    • beastrabban Says:

      I strongly disagree. I think it is possible to overthrow the current neoliberal political establishment through ordinary, nonviolent means – the usual methods of the mass mobilization of public opinion, demonstrations and the very careful election of truly representative MPs. I am not saying that this is going to be easy, but the opportunities for it are better now than they have been for many years. People are turning away from the mainstream media. They are rejecting neoliberalism and looking for a proper alternative. The internet has allowed divergent opinions to be seen and heard, and this is frightening the establishment witless. And the Labour party is doing something to make the reselection of MPs mandatory, so that the Blairites will have to shape up and reflect the opinions of the majority of party members, or get deselected.

      And all of this is preferable to bloodshed. And even if a popular, armed uprising was successful, the killing wouldn’t stop the day after. The Anarchists got it exactly right when they said ‘Authoritarian revolutions create authoritarian states’. The result would be something like the Soviet Union, where the Bolsheviks swiftly suppressed all other parties, betraying the other rival strands of Socialism as they did so, and created the instruments of mass terror from the tsarist secret police.

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