Posts Tagged ‘Wetherspoons’

Boris Johnson Postpones Paternity Leave – Who Advised Him Against It?

April 30, 2020

It seems that I was wrong. In the previous article, I claimed that Boris was planning to take paternity leave following the birth of his new baby. This would have meant that his time back at work following his stay in hospital with the Coronavirus would have been a grand three days. But now Boris has said that he plans to put it off until later.

Despite the polls showing that the majority of the British still somehow believe he is doing a good job, the trend is downward. More people are waking up the fact that Boris has done a terrible job of protecting the British people from the disease. Some of this is due to Boris’ sheer incompetence, his complacency in not seeing the virus as a threat, his making Brexit and the British economy a higher priority than human lives and ignoring medical advice calling for an immediate lockdown. But it’s also due to Johnson’s sheer idleness. He was not working all through the night working to defeat the virus, as his spin doctors insist. Rather he missed the first five Cobra meetings and preferred to go away for the weekend rather than work. And people know it.

Hence, Johnson’s decision to defer his leave until later in the year looks like one of his advisers had a quiet word and told him how bad it might look if he bunked off again. However, the two weeks’ leave must be taken within eight weeks of the baby’s birth. There’s no doubt that the crisis will still be going on by then, despite attempts to say or imply otherwise by people like the Torygraph and Tim Martin, CEO of Wetherspoons. On the other hand, as the maximum he would be paid if he took the leave is £302.40, he may well suddenly find reasons why he should stay on and work.

Was Johnson shamed into taking paternity leave ‘later in the year’?

 

Cartoon: Borice KKKooper – Dead Babies

March 30, 2020

Hi, and welcome to another of my cartoons expressing my outrage and disgust at the Tory party and the clown, who currently leads it and, unfortunately, our great nation. I’ve used as the basis for these drawings SF/Horror films and pop songs. This one’s based on another pop star, the Rock legend Alice Cooper. And it is to express my utter disgust at the scandalously high infant mortality rate in Britain.

Cooper became notorious in the ’70s for his weird and disturbing stage act, in which he’d behead dolls and even hang himself. He said in an interview on British television some time ago that some people tried to psychoanalyse his attack, and read a bit too much into it. It was claimed that his destruction of the dolls were a metaphorical attack on babies. Cooper denied that it was any such thing. He just hated dolls. It was, he said, possibly something to do with his sister.

But one of his songs at the time was ‘Dead Babies’, about a mother, who neglects her child so that it dies. It has the line ‘Dead babies don’t need looking after’, and includes the sound of a baby crying. It’s a really disturbing track and I’m really not surprised that Cooper drew criticism. He’s a major figure in Rock, of course, but it has also been claimed that he has also been one of the influences on Goth music through his horrific stage act and equally horrific and bleak songs.

And so it seems to me entirely appropriate to attack BoJob and his wretched party for their part in giving Britain one of the highest infant mortality rates in Europe by showing him as an Alice Cooper figure, with a hanged doll and the title of Cooper’s song. As always, I want to point out that I’m not sneering at Cooper, his music or his fans. Certainly not! But I am sneering and mocking BoJob and the Tories. And the idea of Boris as any kind of pop fan, whether Rock or Punk, as I portrayed him in my last cartoon, is pretty ridiculous. Boris definitely comes across as a classical music fan. Nothing wrong with that, but I suspect that when it came to pop music he would be very much like the judge, who had to ask who the Beatles were.

And unfortunately I can very much see our infant mortality rate getting worse under Johnson. Despite the poverty and hardship inflicted on the economy and Britain’s working people by the Coronavirus and the subsequent lockdown, he’s still pushing ahead with his programme of A and E closures. There has been a mass sacking of workers on zero hours contracts, despite claims that this wouldn’t happen. The government has promised to pay workers 80 per cent of their wages if they are unable to work because of the lockdown. But that’s only if their employer agrees. And some of them, like Tim Martin, the head of Wetherspoons, don’t seem to have done. Martin’s apparently told his staff that they can go off and seek work at McDonald’s, if they like. For those made unemployed, there’s still a five-week wait for the money after they claim Universal Credit. Boris has also promised to pay the self-employed 80 per cent of their earnings. But they’ll have to wait until June to get it. For many, that’s going to be too long. As a result, Mike’s reported that people are getting into debt for food just one week into the lockdown.

Tory cuts to the NHS are destroying people’s health, and so is the mass poverty caused by austerity and now the Coronavirus crisis. This will make child poverty and poor health worse, and probably push the infant mortality rate up further, despite the best efforts of our overworked and under-resourced doctors, nurses and other medical professionals.

I am also aware that BoJob’s partner is pregnant. I wish her and her baby all the best for a safe, healthy pregnancy and delivery, and that both baby and mother enjoy good health. But I want every mother and their children to have this. And that is one of the reasons why I’ve drawn this cartoon – because they aren’t, thanks to Boris and his vile crew.

Here’s the cartoon. I hope you enjoy it, and don’t have nightmares!