Another Festive Musical Attack on the Tories from PoliticsJoe

I’ve been putting up some of the vids from Kunt and the Gang for their obscene song about our incompetent, greedy, and murderous prime minister. However, they haven’t only made one or two. They’ve made thirteen, which is far too many to put up. And I think we’ve got the message by now. But here’s another musical spoof of them I found on YouTube from JOE: Now That’s What I Call A Tory Christmas. It’s a parody of the long-running series of music albums, Now That’s What I Call Music. The spoof songs include a version of Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’, about them telling people to keep apart while they themselves partied, Michael Gove singing a version of ‘White Christmas’ with a suspicious sniff; the horsey woman sings about how cronyism got her the contract for PPE and Rishi Sunak and friends singing about how they’ve spaffed everyone’s money up the wall. Other songs satirise Dominic Cummings for his drive to Barnard Castle and the Tory party cutting aid to Africa. And there’s a final song from a football commentator, manager or somebody advising us all not to vote for these bellends. Which is excellent advice. All with a carefully cut and edited voiceover from the minister for the 18th century, which makes him seem even more of a ridiculous anachronism than he already is. So enjoy!

Kunt and the Gang Sing their Obscene Song about Boris in the Style of the ’70s

You may well be getting sick of me putting up version of Kunt and the Gang’s frank and profane song about Boris Johnson. Swearing is neither big nor clever. But I am fascinated by some of the inventiveness in the performance. This version is of what Kunt and his band would have been like if they had been on the Top Of The Pops 1973 Christmas show. So it’s all bright, Christmas colours, hippie fashions and glam rock. It fits the one or two line lyrics of stars of that period like Alvin Stardust and Gary Glitter, before he was finally caught as a paedophile monster. Of course, the actual chance of something with the amount of profanity of Kunt’s little ditty, let alone his name, being performed on the Beeb at that time was absolutely nil. I can remember when Jules Holland was thrown off Channel 4’s pop music show, The Tube, in the 1980s for dropping the F-bomb. Mind you, it was at six O’clock, well before the watershed. I think the attitude towards obscene language began to change in the ’90s with Have I Got News For You as one of the major offenders. Paul Merton seemed to use it a lot at one time. This was just after nine O’clock. And I noticed that there was an increasing use of really foul language at the same time. I don’t think Merton started it. It was the way the media was travelling at the time. Anyway, I hope to post a few more things today, which I hope will be rather more uplifting and with help to cleanse the palate after this assault on our sense of decency.

But they’re right about Boris.

K*nt and his Band Call Boris What He Is (Contains Obscenity)

A few days ago, Cassetteboy and K*nt and the Gang released their song, in which Boris Johnson was carefully edited so that he openly declared his complete indifference to the suffering he’d caused, as long as he and the rest of the obscenely rich got even richer. This had a refrain by K*nt telling the world in what Star Trek IV described as ‘colourful metaphors’ and everyone else calls profanity exactly what Johnson is. Well, I found this little snippet on YouTube of K*nt and his Gang performing last August, 2021, in Basildon. The song has only one line, and that is the same obscene description of Johnson. Presumably it’s because of this earlier song that the one they released a few days ago is called ‘Boris Is Still a F**king C**t’. So, as Max Headroom, the world’s greatest computer generated video jockey used to say, ‘and now, more of the same.’ Here’s the video in all it’s rancid glory.

Okay, swearing isn’t big and isn’t clever, as your parents and teachers told you. But it is apt at expressing the real hatred people in this country have for Johnson and his gross misgovernment and flagrant contempt for their lives and wellbeing. And listening to it is also somewhat nostalgic, because it reminds me of some of the Punk bands that appeared in the wake of the Sex Pistols. Some of them had precious little except energy, attitude and about three chords if they were lucky. But they expressed their anger at the status quo.

Ah, it’s like 1977 all over again.

Cassetteboy and Kunt Call Johnson What He Is (Contains Offensive Language)

As you were probably told by your parents and teachers, swearing and obscenity aren’t big and they aren’t clever. But unfortunately, it can also be funny and sometimes vulgarity is the only right way to express disgust at vile people and the situations they create. Cassetteboy are a bunch of YouTubers who specialise in songs satirising the powerful, rich and famous by carefully editing their words so that they appear to say things that are absolutely ridiculous. Kunt and the Gang are a pop band on the internet, who make humorous songs which are also offensive and obscenely vulgar. As you can tell from his name, which is obviously based on a very offensive four letter word. Kunt himself looks to me like a grey-haired version of 70s actor Richard O’Sullivan from Man About the House and The Adventures of Dick Turpin. As for the type of humour in their songs, well, after Katy Perry released ‘I Kissed a Girl’, about a young woman’s first lesbian clinch, Kunt and the Gang produced ‘I Sucked Off A Bloke’, about how he lost a bet on a building site and had to perform a particularly obscene forfeit, which he didn’t enjoy.

Cassetteboy’s editing has Johnson singing about how it’s his party, and they don’t care if you die. If there’s any opposition, they just change the rules. The only thing they really care about is the money in their bank accounts. They give public cash to the rich, and the only things levelling up are Covid and inflation. The Tories will make Britain bleed, but distract us with hatred of the refugee channel migrants. At which point Kunt appears to yell ‘He’s still a c**t’. Boris says he wasn’t at the front of the cue when God gave out brains and personality, so it’s always worth betting on him fouling up. And he hope he doesn’t offend people with his language, but he’s still the same ‘a f***ing c**t’. At which point Kunt appears again, centre stage, to repeat the message.

I apology for the offensive language, but this is an accurate description of the way severely normal Brits are losing patience with him, and the complete contempt and diversionary tactics the Tories are using by whipping up hatred against refugees.