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Trump Claims Ted Cruz’s Father Part of Kennedy Assassination

May 4, 2016

This is further proof of just how insane American politics has become. In this case, it’s due to the howling lunacy of Donald Trump. In this piece from The Young Turks, Jimmy Dore and John Iadarola comment on The Donald’s latest accusation against his leading rival for the Republican nomination, Ted Cruz. Cruz’s father urged all Christians to vote for his son, instead of Trump. Responded in a telephone interview with Fox and Friends by claiming Cruz’s father was one of those responsible for killing JFK. His evidence? A highly dodgy photograph on the cover of the National Enquirer.

The National Enquirer is a supermarket tabloid like the now defunct, World Weekly News. That latter, ahem, esteemed journalistic organ used to run stories like ‘Dad was bigfoot, says Beastie Man’, and ‘Alien gives vote to Bill Clinton’. It’s the American equivalent of the Sunday Sport way back in the 1990s, when that rag was running stories about B52 bombers found on the moon, and men being strangled by their own foul socks. And for some reason, Trump is astonished that no-one is following this up.

Jimmy Dore puts that into perspective by noting that no-one’s following up similar tabloid reports that Vampire Boy is still on the loose.

Cruz attempted to tackle this by giving a speech saying how it was all rubbish. Yes, he killed Kennedy. He also knows Elvis, and Jimmy Hoffa is buried in his back yard. He then states that Trump is a pathological liar. He also claims that Trump is a chronic narcissist, who talks about all the affairs he’s had, and describes his personal struggle with Venereal Disease as ‘my Vietnam’.

Dore and Iadarola make the point that Trump is indeed a pathological liar, who’ll believe everything he reads on social media. Like Mexicans are all thugs and rapists, and America needs to build a wall to protect itself from them. This is, however, just about the only time in politics when they are now speaking the truth, when they are accusing each other of lying.

They acknowledge that this is amusing, Iadarola also points out that there’s a much more serious point here. Presidential candidates are supposed to have some kind of critical thinking and intelligence. Trump doesn’t have any. He just believes whatever he reads. And unfortunately, so do many of his supporters. He’s got the support of the Conspiracy Theorist, Alex Jones, and so there are probably many Trump supporters, who are too far gone to be helped. As for Cruz, one of their technical crew notes how fake and stilted Cruz’s own replies are, and so within a few moments people are no longer interested in what he has to say.

Here’s the video:

Of course, you could probably make up a conspiracy theory about the Enquirer’s story about Cruz’s father involving the CIA. Cruz states that David Pepper, who owns the Enquirer, also knows Donald Trump. Hence the attack on Cruz senior with this ludicrous accusation. The former tabloid journalist, Jim Hogshire, in his book Grossed Out Surgeon Vomits inside Patient, published back in the 1990s by, I think, Feral House, claimed that the tabloid stories in America were being deliberately planted and manipulated by the CIA and the American intelligence services as part their manipulation of American public opinion. This might be right. But would the CIA be so insane as to want Trump to become president of the US?

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Mutants from a Post-Holocaust Future: The Hunt Lobby and the British Aristocracy

December 28, 2015

Boxing Day is traditionally the day when fox hunters up and down Britain ride out to satisfy their bloodlust. Since 2004 it’s been illegal to hunt them with hounds, but this hasn’t stopped the Countryside Alliance from continuing to campaign for the repeal of the law. Mike reported over at Vox Political that a quarter of a million fox hunters were expected to ride to hounds on that day. And David Cameron wanted to see parliament repeal the law. You shouldn’t be surprised at that. He is, after all, a blue-blooded aristo, so the hunt’s almost certainly in his primal nature. Along with snobbery and an absolute contempt for those he regards as merely human animals, like the poor, disabled and working class.

Cameron was to be disappointed. The general public don’t want the ban lifted. Mike reported the findings of a poll, which said that 83 per cent of people don’t want a return to hunting with dogs. There’s also very strong support for the ban inside Cameron’s own party, with 70 Tories MPs stating they would vote against lifting the ban.

See the following articles on his blog: http://voxpoliticalonline.com/2015/12/26/opposition-to-fox-hunting-hits-all-time-high-with-even-most-tory-voters-opposed/

http://voxpoliticalonline.com/2015/12/26/fox-hunting-david-camerons-desire-to-reverse-ban-doomed-in-face-of-tory-opposition/

Mike also quotes the BBC News, where Tracey Crouch stated that Parliament has far better things to do than debate fox hunting.

http://voxpoliticalonline.com/2015/12/26/fox-hunting-parliament-has-better-things-to-do-than-repeal-act/

So who are the proud supports of fox hunting? Well, from the experience of a group of my friends in Cheltenham, aristocratic Tory grotesques. I was up visiting them once, when they’d gone out for the day to enjoy themselves at the races. They’d had a good time watching the horses, and had even won a bit a money gambling, but came back in a foul mood.

What had spoiled their day? The fox hunting crew.

They’d been drinking in one of the beer tents, when a group of the local Tory aristocracy came in along with a squad of very loud supporters of fox hunting. These two groups were horrendously snobbish and condescending towards their social inferiors, as well as physically repulsive. One of my friends wailed in support of this observation that ‘They had no chins!’

So it’s true. The British aristocracy really are chinless wonders.

One of the women was so annoyed with the crew that she immediately sat down to play a particularly violent computer game. It was set in a post-Holocaust future, so presumably she was getting the urge to beat horribly deformed mutants to death out of her system.

It all rather reminded me of one of Robert Rankin’s fantasy novels: Armageddon – the Musical. This is an SF tale in which Elvis Presley and Barry the Time Sprout combat the forces of the Anti-Christ in a Britain devastated by a nuclear holocaust. Among the book’s villains are a sect of cannibals, the Devianti. Whereas other cannibals in SF books set in a post-Apocalyptic future tend to be an extrapolation of the poor White trash in the American Deep South, or violent urban subcultures, like the Bikers in the Mad Max films, the Devianti are true blue aristos. As an indication of their exalted social status, they wear their Barbour waxed jackets outside their anti-nuclear survival suits.

Going by what my friends said that day, I don’t think you have to travel into a future devastated by nuclear war to encounter mutants like them. They’re already here, deformed through generations of inbreeding, and with an insatiable thirst for blood and violence. This is shown in foxhunting, and in the massive bullying that goes on at the elite Public Schools. And they aren’t leaving it for a nuclear war to destroy Britain. Their policies are already doing that, as they seek to vent their hatred of Britain’s poor, sick and unemployed.

This ain’t Science Fiction any more. The mutants are here, and called Tories.