The Pretentious Prose of David Evans

I found this prize extract from a speech from the New Labour general secretary in Private Eye’s ‘Pseud’s Corner’ for 2nd – 16th September 2021.

‘… Labour will work ‘collaboratively’ in ‘multidisciplinary teams'[, which will ‘adopt a product-mindset using agile ceremonies, be empowered to make decisions and encouraged to focus on protyping, deployment and iteration.’

Labour List reporting on presentation made by the party’s general secretary DAVID EVANS’.

There used to be an award, the Gobbledygood Award, for awful writing of this sort. They were giving prizes for the worst examples of incomprehensible and meaningless verbiage in order to encourage organizations to writer more clearly. This extract says so much about the general mindset of New Labour. It uttered management-speak claptrap in order to make itself sound dynamic, language that had absolutely no connection to ordinary people and their fears and aspirations. Pretty much like New Labour itself.

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One Response to “The Pretentious Prose of David Evans”

  1. Brian Burden Says:

    No wonder Evans is such a total bar steward! No surprises here!

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