Vox Political: Cameron Wants £1.5 Million for his Memoirs

On Monday Mike put up a piece commenting on the news that David Cameron is expected to send off a synopsis of his book to the publishers later this week. He’s hope to get a cool £1.5 million for them. He was hoping to get £4 million, following on from Blair’s £4.5 million and Maggie Thatcher’s £3.5 million. However, he’s been told he’ll probably get much less because they had interest from America, while Cameron’s much less well-known over there. Plus Brexit has cast a shadow over his six years at Number 10. He expects the book to be out by autumn 2017. In the meantime, he is also set to rake in £50,000 an hour as an after-dinner speaker.

Mike comments that it’s good money for bad rubbish, and that he could write a better book on the former P.M. by stringing old Vox Political articles together. As for his after dinner speeches, Mike reckons that a whoopee cushion would be better value and more fun.

Cameron ‘to earn £1.5m from memoirs’? Good money for bad rubbish, I say

Private Eye has from time to time run an occasional column, ‘Remainders of the Day’, on their books pages. This is about books that have been massively overhyped, or their writers offered extremely generous advances, only to subsequently flop and end up in book sales or remaindered at far less than their authors and publishers were hoping for. Several of those were by front bench politicians, whose estimation of themselves weren’t matched by that of the general public. The magazine also covered the various other New Labour politicians, who were hoping to get massive advances and sales with their memoires after Blair published his. I think one of these was Peter Mandelson. However, they were all disappointed, as some of them had very little to add, and simply weren’t as interesting or held a sufficiently important post to make their account of life and politics worth reading.

And one of those, who has found that the public really aren’t at all interested in reading about her, is Hillary Clinton. Last weekend she published her book, which only sold 3,000 copies. I know for many struggling authors, 3,000 copies is a lot, but for the current contender for the presidency in a country the size of the US, it’s tiny. Secular Talks’ Kyle Kulinski commented that publishers expect sales of the book on the first weekend to form 1/3 of the total. Thus Shrillary is looking at selling 9,000 copies. So it’s probably fair to say that you can expect to see more of her book appearing in dump bins and bargain bookshops all over the Land of the Free and also Britain, when it comes out here. And I fully expect Cameron’s book will suffer the same fate.

Still, there may be some powerful political insights in Cameron’s memoirs, though these will undoubtedly be gained more from disregarding Cameron’s own judgement, and taking them as an example of what not to do when in power. How about calling it How I created Mass Poverty and Broke Up My Country?, in the same way that Dr. Strangelove was subtitled ‘How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb’.

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2 Responses to “Vox Political: Cameron Wants £1.5 Million for his Memoirs”

  1. jeffrey davies Says:

    pork scratchings anyone

  2. sdbast Says:

    Reblogged this on sdbast.

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