Now Show’s Satirical ‘UKIP Manifesto’ Song

This is another piece I found over on the SlatUKIP site. It’s the ‘UKIP Manifesto Song’, written by Mitch Benn, from Punt and Dennis’ The Now Show. This is another satirical news programme, but is more like That Was The Week That Was or Not The Nine O’clock News on the radio, rather than being a quiz, like the News Quiz or Have I Got News For You.

It mentions the nuttier Kipper ideas, like forcing cyclists off the roads and onto the pavements, as well as banning the unemployed from driving and privatising the NHS. It also claims that they make up their policies by cutting out headlines from the Daily Mail and throwing them up in the air. I don’t think they do that. They don’t need to. It all seems to come to them via some kind of right-wing ‘stream of consciousness’.

Here it is. Enjoy!

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One Response to “Now Show’s Satirical ‘UKIP Manifesto’ Song”

  1. Chris Says:

    As the general election is only a matter of days away now, yet again we have a left leaning blog wasting time with UKIP, only getting a maximum of 4 MPs.

    TORY CARETAKER GOVERNMENT

    Yougov polling prediction

    277 Labour

    264 Tories

    28 Lib Dems

    326 MP minimum threshold for a single party to form the UK government.

    TORIES OBLIGED TO STAY IN POWER

    In this most severe hung parliament, the Tories will have to stay in power as no party has reached the necessary threshold to change parliament.

    HOW TO STOP THIS NIGHTMARE SCENARIO?

    All the poor non-voters, about 75 per cent of all voters today, can vote different.

    400 MPs ANTI AUSTERITY GOVERNMENT NEEDS THESE MPs VOTED INTO GOVERNMENT

    113 TUSC in England

    59 SNP

    40 Plaid Cymru

    6 Mebyon Kernow

    9 The Left Unity Party

    10 Socialist GB
    There are three voting areas in Brighton.

    1 The Greens is Brighton Pavilions

    Brighton Kemptown has a Socialist GB candidate

    Brighton and Hove has a TUSC candidate

    12 about CLASS WAR
    (Liza McKenzie Chingford and Wood Green would mean you voted out Iain Duncan Smith)

    13 National Health Action party
    (means voted out Stafford Tory,
    Health Minister Jeremy Hunt and
    Prime Minister Cameron)

    This will add to and bring Labour into government, but as an anti austerity parliament, inside this group of parties.

    The rules are that a group of parties in government can negotiate between each other and not only just with Labour, so guaranteed to be anti austerity.

    HOW POOR NON VOTER NOW OUTNUMBERS ALL OTHER VOTERS / HOW ENSURE REGISTERED TO VOTE (only have til next Monday 20 April)

    http://www.anastasia-england.me.uk

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