Bill Hicks on Politicians as Serial Killers: Jesse Helms and Now IDS?

Cannibal Iain Duncan Smith

One of America’s funniest and most incisive comedians was the late Bill Hicks, who sadly died in 1992 of cancer of the throat. Dissatisfied with comedians, who were simply content to amuse their audiences with bland material – Hicks contemptuously referred to them as ‘joke-blowers’ – Hicks used his comedy to criticise and rail against everything he considered to be stupid, mediocre or immoral in society. This included pop stars with minimal talent, or who he felt had sold out to corporate interests. A frequent subject of his attacks were the Republican administrations of Reagan and George Bush snr, whom he denounced in the strongest terms for their war-mongering, their Christian fundamentalism and the atrocities they committed in South America. Talking about how Bush had armed Saddam Hussein, Hicks said ‘How do we know he’s got all these weapons? Easy! We got the receipt… When the cheque clears, we’re right in there’. Discussing the Republicans’ criticism that Bill Clinton would raise taxes, Hicks loudly proclaimed that there were other reasons not to vote for Bush than just taxes.

I don’t know what’s happened to us as a world – maybe twelve years of Republicanism has made us think this way. But the reason I didn’t vote for George Bush is because George Bush, along with Ronald Reagan, presided over an administration whose policies towards South America included genocide. (laughs) So, yeah, you see … the reason I didn’t vote for him is cos he’s a mass murderer. Yeah. I, yeah. OK. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll … I’ll pay that extra nickel on, you know, a litre of petrol just knowing little brown kids aren’t being clubbed to death like baby seals in Honduras so Pepsi can put a plant down there.

One of his targets was Jesse Helms, the stridently reactionary Republican senator and architect of Reagan’s presidential campaign, whom Hicks accused in one rant of being a secret child-killer.

Boy, Jessie Helms. Isn’t that a great one, i’n’t he? Just another little fevered ego tainting our collective unconscious. Cos you know, anyone – like Swaggart – anyone that far to the right is hiding a very deep and dark secret. You do know that, right? I’m an armchair f***ing psychologist, but anyone that – you know when Jessie Helms finally dies, he’s gonna commit suicide first of all in a washtub out back underneath a pecan tree. He’s gonna slash his wrists and he’s gonna write in blood, ‘I been a bad boy.’ But you know they’re gonna find the skins of young children drying in his attic. Swarms of horse-flies going in and out of the eaves, and on CNN, over and over, his wife going, ‘I always wondered about Jessie’s collection of little shoes.’ Anyone that far to the right is f***ing hiding a deep, dark secret.’

It’s an extreme, vicious metaphorical description of a venomously extreme Right-wing politico. And it’s also good, metaphorical description of Iain Duncan Smith. Except that in Smith’s case, it’s close to literal truth. He really is that Right-wing, and he really does have a deep, dark secret about the number of people he’s killed. A day or so ago I compared him to the Russian Ripper, Andrei Chikatilo, who raped, murdered and ate 53 adults and children before being finally caught and shot in 1991. IDS hasn’t actually killed anyone personally, but his welfare reforms – which really amount to little more than cutting unemployment and disability benefits off to an increasing number of people – have resulted in tens of thousands of people dying in misery and poverty. Mike and his commenters over at Vox Political have estimated that it’s about 220 per week, or one person every four hours.

And he has kept his crimes very secret. Everyone trying to obtain the numbers of people, who’ve died through his policies under the FOI have been denied the information, or given carefully massaged figures that relate to previous years. Their requests have been turned down as ‘vexatious’. Which to me, indicates that the government is fully aware about the carnage his policies are causing. They just don’t care, and indeed are trying to give him their full support. And as with Reagan’s squadristi and stormtroopers amongst the South American Fascists and dictators, people in this country also think he’s responsible for crimes against humanity under the precise meaning of international law. It ain’t just poor mestizo kids being clubbed to death in Honduras, but White, Black and Brown British kids, and their parents and grandparents being starved and forced out to food banks. If you want to see the faces of those, who’ve been killed through RTU’s vicious hatred and need to persecute the poorest in society, go over to Stilloak’s blog, and those of some of the other anti-austerity and disability activists.

And unlike Helms in Hicks’ joke, RTU has shown absolutely no contrition or remorse for his crimes. He needs to be called to account now. He’s going to be on Question Time tomorrow, so it’ll be interesting to see if anyone asks him about the massive death rate his policies have caused. Though I bet they won’t.

Hick’s humour in frequently consisted of coarse, scatological invective and obscenity to the extent where Frankie Boyle seems mild in comparison. I can’t really reproduce the stronger material here. Here, however, is a piece where Hicks explains how America’s leaders are all corporate puppets. Enjoy.

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5 Responses to “Bill Hicks on Politicians as Serial Killers: Jesse Helms and Now IDS?”

  1. Ulysses Says:

    business as normal, then, for the Tory party

  2. Mike Sivier Says:

    Reblogged this on Vox Political and commented:
    That’s THREE deaths every four hours.
    And this is a welcome addition to Vox Political’s ‘Iain Duncan Smith’ week.

  3. Andrew Longworth-Dames Says:

    IDS = Idiot Does Sums.

  4. amnesiaclinic Says:

    Exactly – the same puppet master controls the left and the right. Love Bill Hicks and a tragedy he died so young.
    Enjoy the ride!
    x

  5. Ben Says:

    Didn’t Bill Hicks die from the results of pancreatic cancer, it having also spread to the liver?

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