Government boosts GDP by adding sex and drugs to economy

This reminds me of an item on the news when Thatcher was in power. The police had arrested a gang producing or distributing illegal porn. It was clearly nasty stuff, so what the defence of these crims as they were hauled off by the rozzers in front of the camera? They pleaded they were just Thatcherite entrepreneurs. ‘We’re making money for Britain!’, one shouted as he was bundled away. It seems the mentality has returned, and is now firmly in Osbo’s treasury.

Pride's Purge

(not satire – no really, it’s not!)

The government’s thought of a sure-fire way to boost the economy.

The Office for National Statistics has decided to include prostitution and sales of heroin in its assessments of the UK economy – adding 5 per cent to the UK’s gross domestic product at a stroke;

Drugs and prostitution add £10bn to UK economy

Now we know why George Osborne was chosen to run the economy.

He might only have worked as a towel folder in Selfridges before becoming chancellor but he’s a real expert on prostitutes and illegal drugs.

Allegedly.

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