UK and US to deploy drones in hunt for Gary Barlow’s missing tax millions

Pride's Purge

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US surveillance and reconnaissance aircraft are said to be preparing to search the thick impenetrable forest of tax evasion schemes where Gary Barlow’s missing tax money is said to be hidden and the UK was also prepared to assist, the UK Prime Minister’s official spokesman said.

The US and UK governments could also provide unmanned drones or other on-the-ground surveillance assistance to help tax authorities locate the missing money abducted and hidden by Gary Barlow’s brutal group of militant accountants, Downing Street has confirmed.

However, a UK defence spokesman denied ground troops, including crack SAS units, were preparing to attack Gary Barlow’s wallet saying substantial defences around it were too well defended for a direct raid to be successful.

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